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Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards out of boats?

Because if they fell forwards, they'd land in the boat.

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Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards out of boats?

Because if they fell forwards, they'd land in the boat.

Why do Scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat