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Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?

Because he was always below a C