Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

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Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

They all fell off a truck.

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of boats?

Because if they fell foward, they would still be on the boat.

Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?

Because he was always below a C