Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

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Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat.

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

Why was the Native American so tired?

Because he'd been up all night building ATP.

How do you get into a Native American restaurant?

OC You make a reservation

Curse Jokes More Curse Jokes

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus