Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

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What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

Why do scuba divers fall off the boat backwards?

Because is they fell forward they'd land in the boat.

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

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What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

Why did the Native American undergo cellular respiration?

To make A TP

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Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon