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Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

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Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Native American with phosphorylation?

ATP

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

Curse Jokes More Curse Jokes

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!