Because it brings Mayflowers.
Red
Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.
Carrion luggage
They can both bring out the child from within.
Because April showers, bring May flowers!
It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.
BAAAHH RAIN!
April ghouls
2nd April. Ha!! April fool!
Because they bring Mayflowers