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Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

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What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

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Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

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How many Native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

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What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

Stegosaur-rust!

What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Raining elephants!

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Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

What do you call a ghost in spring?

April ghouls

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Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers