Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

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Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

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French press

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Because its a band substance

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Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

Why do Native Americans make the best strippers?

Their dancing can make it rain.

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How do poor people make it rain?

They don't.

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Can February march?

No, but April may.

Why should I submit a joke today?

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Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers