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What part of the hospital does John Cena hate the most?

The ICU

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Why does everyone hate Harkonnen web-devs?

Divs within Divs within Divs...

What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

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Why did the French geologist have to go to the hospital?

He had Gaul stones.

Why did the woman's visit to Wall Street land her in the hospital?

Because the stock broker!

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How do I know you're not John Cena?

I can see you

Who do blind kids boo at wrestling events?

John Cena.

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Where do Na'vi go when they get hurt?

ICU

What college did the eyeball go to?

ICU.