Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Which Pokemon trainer does Scyther hate the most?

Red

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What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

What fabric is Mario's overalls?

Denim denim denim.

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Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

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What's Mario's favorite fruit?

Peach.

What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits.