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Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

Because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

Why does the farmer hate his job?

Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

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What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

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Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

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Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.