Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

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What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

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Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

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What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.

What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim