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Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

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What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

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What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits.

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.