Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

Why did peasants hate knights' outfits?

Because everyone hates chain mail.

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Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

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Why did the banana bruise?

Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.

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What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.

What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim