Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

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What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flies by when you don't?

There are two answers: Time and Boo (from Mario games).

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

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Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

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What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.

Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

Because of the "Pit"