Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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Why does the farmer hate his job?

Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

Why does Michael Scott hate Hamlet?

Toby or not Toby

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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

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Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

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Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

Because of the "Pit"