Bruise Jokes

What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What type of gum does a Buddhist prefer?

Enlightenmint!

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

Snow White Cherry Jokes More Snow White Cherry Jokes

What is red and has seven little dents in it?

Snow White's cherry.

What's small and got 7 dents in it?

Snow White's cherry

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

Ze Jokes More Ze Jokes

What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

What's Mario's favorite song?

It's a small world after all.

Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

Lee Jokes More Lee Jokes

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T.?

General Lee speaking.

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

Peach Jokes More Peach Jokes

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

What's Mario's favorite fruit?

Peach.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here