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Bruise Jokes

What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

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Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Injure Jokes More Injure Jokes

What does an injured gyro say?

I falafel.

What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

Ze Jokes More Ze Jokes

What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just 1, but It'll take 7 episodes for him to do it.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Peach Jokes More Peach Jokes

What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim

What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.