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Bruise Jokes

What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

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Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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Injure Jokes More Injure Jokes

What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

Where would you put an injured insect?

In an antbulance!

Peach Jokes More Peach Jokes

Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

Because of the "Pit"

What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana

What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

Removed

Lee Jokes More Lee Jokes

What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?

Lonely

What do you call a spontaneous man named Lee?

Spontaneously

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

How Long can a Chinese name be?

Yoda

Snow White Jokes More Snow White Jokes

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

What's red and has 7 bruises?

Snow White's cherry.