Bruise Jokes

What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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Ze Jokes More Ze Jokes

What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin

What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

Peach Jokes More Peach Jokes

What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

What is Ba + Na2?

Pupil: Banana.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What does a microcontroller say when it can't answer a question?

Ardunno

What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

Snow White Jokes More Snow White Jokes

Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What type of gum does a Buddhist prefer?

Enlightenmint!

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"