Bruise Jokes

What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

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Why did the banana bruise?

Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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What's red and has 7 bruises?

Snow White's cherry.

What's small and got 7 dents in it?

Snow White's cherry

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What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?

Lonely

What do you call a parent named Lee?

Apparently

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Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

What's Mario's favorite fruit?

Peach.

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How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

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Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

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Snow White Jokes More Snow White Jokes

What do you call a party with 7 girls & 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

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Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

How do you get gum out of hair?

Cancer -I'm sorry-