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What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin

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A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

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What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What are Mario's pants made of?

DENIM DENIM DENIM

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What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim-denim-denim... denim-denim-denim.

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What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim.....

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!

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The ones with Jam in

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Rub-a-dubstep!

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What's Mario's favorite pants?

Denim Denim Denim

What are Mario's overalls made of?

Denim denim denim (pronounced with the Mario underground theme)

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What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.