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What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

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What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim.

What fabric is Mario's overalls?

Denim denim denim.

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How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

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What kind of sweets do trucks like?

Lorrypops.

What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

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What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

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What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.