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What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin

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How the hell did you get a body like that?

He asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

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What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim.....

What's Mario's favorite pants?

Denim Denim Denim

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What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim-denim-denim... denim-denim-denim.

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

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What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

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What kind of dog chases anything red?

A bull dog!

What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

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What is Mario's favorite material?

Denim denim denim! *musical*

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin