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What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin

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What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

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DenimDenimDenim*

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What fabric is Mario's overalls?

Denim denim denim.

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What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.