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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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How are tigers like sergeants in the army?

They both wear stripes!

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Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

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What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim

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To hold his pants up.

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Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

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Yours.

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What fabric is Mario's overalls?

Denim denim denim.

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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What are Mario and Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim, denim, denim.

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.