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Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

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How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

What's small and got 7 dents in it?

Snow White's cherry