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Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

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Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

How sick are you?

Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister

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What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

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Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

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Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.