Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

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How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

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How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

What would a world without women feel like?

A pain in the arse.

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How can you find Will Smith in the snow?

Because he's black

Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

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What's red and has 7 dents?

Snow White's cherry

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.