Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

How do you call playing games while it snows heavily?

Blizzard Entertainment.

Snow White Jokes More Snow White Jokes

What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.