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Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

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Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

Piece of cake

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Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

Why do so many college kids need free healthcare?

Because they are feeling the Bern.

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Why was Justin Biber in Frozen?

Cuz aparently he likes "snow".

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

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What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.