How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

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Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

How did the hipster got his tongue burnt?

He drank his coffee before it was cool.

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What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

Why is Snow White?

Because it's perfect, just the way God made it.