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How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

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Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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Why did the hipster cross the Brooklyn bridge?

To get home.

How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

Snow White Jokes More Snow White Jokes

What is red and has seven little dents in it?

Snow White's cherry.

Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.