How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

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How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

How did the bucket's mom know he was sick?

He was a little pail.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Why did the apple cry?

Its peelings were hurt.

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How much does the average Hipster weigh?

About 74,000 Insta-grams.

Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ()

Snow White Jokes More Snow White Jokes

What's red and has seven dents in it?

Snow whites cherry.

What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites