How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

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Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

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What lives in apples and is an avid reader?

A bookworm!

What do Apple and Blackberry have in common?

Neither one has Jobs.

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What did the hipster say when a Starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

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How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.