Snow White Jokes

What's red and has 7 bruises?

Snow White's cherry.

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What do you call a party with 7 girls & 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

Why is Snow White?

Because it's perfect, just the way God made it.

What's red and has 7 dents?

Snow White's cherry

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

What's red and has seven dents in it?

Snow whites cherry.

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

What is pink and has seven dents in it?

Snow White's virginity.

What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

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Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

What is red and has seven little dents in it?

Snow White's cherry.

How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

What's small and got 7 dents in it?

Snow White's cherry

Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

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What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

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Why did the dwarf go out of business?

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Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

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You're not owld enough.

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Why do Jamaican chickens make fun of all the other chickens?

Because they're jerks.

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Inzest

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How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five six seven eight!

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Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

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What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

Roll playing im sry

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What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?

A receding hareline.

How much time do I have left, doctor?

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What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy