Snow White Jokes

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

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What's red and has seven dents in it?

Snow whites cherry.

What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

What is red and has seven little dents in it?

Snow White's cherry.

How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

What's small and got 7 dents in it?

Snow White's cherry

Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

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Snow whites cherry.

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Anyone he could dig up.

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