Karma chameleon
Because he's a Fungi!
You know they won't be seeing other people.
To the morgue.
Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.
If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.
A karma chameleon
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
Because they don't like Nice people.