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A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.
Because they don't like Nice people.
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law.
Because they always bring boos.
Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments
BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.
He forgot his head and shoulders.
Put a peg on it's nose!
Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down
A metronome!
Gnome: Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.
None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.
SHOPPING" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,"PAYING the "BILLS" does
I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
You know, they're right... we do taste like chicken!
Nice belt.
Ont**ARR**io
The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.
