Karma chameleon
A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.
Because they don't like Nice people.
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law.
Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)
He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...
The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"
In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.
Why's your belt so tight bruh
Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."
It didn t have any legs.
Because otherwise they'd be lizards.
Because abortions float.
She said, "That's not somewhere nice" I said, "It is if you go in a nice car."
At oh-my-goodness! Skip
Meet me - oh, right..
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
Soup
Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.
Because they're too poor to afford chairs.
