Nice Jokes

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

Karma chameleon

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb?

As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.

What do you call a people who serve in Thailand?

Thai Fighters

Nice People Jokes More Nice People Jokes

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

Belgian Jokes More Belgian Jokes

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends!

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you.

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library?

Overdue

What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!