Karma chameleon
A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.
Because they don't like Nice people.
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law.
Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
Because deep down they're really nice people.
Because they're usually found on trucks.
Cause nice guys always finish last.
The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!
Butch your arms around me!
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
Because upvotes are to the left
He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks
They can't afford to pay respects.
Because he enjoys living in denial.
A loan shark!
All of those guys already have boyfriends.
Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List!" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"
