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What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

What's the longest word in the English language?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Nice Jokes More Nice Jokes

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

Karma chameleon

Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.