What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

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Whats the difference between OP and a magical ram?

One is a Fey Goat, while the other is a.

What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

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What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

Karma chameleon