What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Nice Jokes More Nice Jokes

What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

Karma chameleon