What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

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What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

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What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

What do you call a herpes pun?

A play on warts

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach