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What do you call a herpes pun?

A play on warts

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Why aren't puns called pows?

It is a play on words, after all

What do you call a herpes pun?

A play on warts

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How do you make something go viral?

Herpes.

What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

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How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?

You can't!

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

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What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.