What do you call a herpes pun?

A play on warts

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What do you call a funny baked good?

A pun

What do you call a mountain of puns?

Mount Cleverest

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How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

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How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.

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It plays a big tractor.

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What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

What do you call a herpes pun?

A play on warts