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What do you call a herpes pun?

A play on warts

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What type of jokes do Sikhs hate?

Puns

What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

Dad jokes are punnier.

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What do you call a herpes pun?

A play on warts

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

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What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

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What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

What do you call a herpes pun?

A play on warts