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What do you call a herpes pun?

A play on warts

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Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

Herpe Jokes More Herpe Jokes

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

I let women know that i have a jacuzzi

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why is it fun to play with matches?

They're lit.

Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

Wart Jokes More Wart Jokes

What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

What do you call a herpes pun?

A play on warts