What did Tom Hanks do in the woods?

He took a forrest dump.

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What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Mice cubes!

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

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What is made of wood and sticky?

A Stick!

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.