What did Tom hanks do in the woods?

He took a forrest dump.

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Who's that running?

Not Tom

What to you call an Eskimo peeping Tom?

Tommy Tookalook

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Why do they call wood carving "whittling"?

Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.

Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.