What did Tom Hanks do in the woods?

He took a forrest dump.

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What is Tom's favorite kind of joyride?

A cruise

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Mice cubes!

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What's a nice guys favorite type of wood?

M'hogany

How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.