What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

Dad jokes are punnier.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

What does America and my Milk have in common?

Both will go bad in 9 days.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What's the longest word in the English language?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What do you call a happy prosecutor?

Smiles Edgeworth