What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do cows multiply?

With cowculators!

What does cows say when they want someone to move?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What did the bull say to the green eyed cow?

I can't get pasteurize.

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

What's small but effective?

A smile