What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How did the farmer move his cows?

In a mooving van!

What does cows say when they want someone to move?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why is Papyrus taller than Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

Why are there commercials for milk?

Who still doesn't know about milk

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

What's a woman's best curve?

Her smile.