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What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

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What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?

I like little Asian kids

Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!

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Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

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Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them

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What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

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Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!