What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

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What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

When does Sean Connery like to show up at Wimbeldon?

Tennish.

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What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms?

A maid man.

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

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What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar?

They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".

What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

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Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.