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What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

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Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

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How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

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What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

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What's a woman's best curve?

Her smile.

Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.