Real Reason Jokes

What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar?

They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag?

Grounds for termination!

Why were there coffe beans at the subway station?

Because they were under-ground.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?

Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them

What do you call someone who cleans vacuums?

A vacuum cleaner.

Nominate Jokes More Nominate Jokes

What is the best stand-up routine of our time?

I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.

What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar?

They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.