Real Reason Jokes

What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

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What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar?

They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

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Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer?

His punches Neverland.

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

What's the similarity between a Spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

Why did Leonardo Take forever to laugh at my Oscars joke?

Cause he just got it!

Hillary Email Jokes More Hillary Email Jokes

What does Hillary's emails and a racist post have in common?

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What is Rihanna's favorite song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.