Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?

Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them

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Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

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Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.