Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Where did our son go?

What son *Dad cries with joy

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

Why do The Walking Dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What do the janitors clean the Reddit office with?

Derpentine.

What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

They place flowers on the grave.

How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the Hispanic community?

Juan more time!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.