Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did the baby computer call his dad?

Data!

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

What's that Sarge?

Someone's building a pig.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do neutrinos and I have in common?

We're always penetrating your mom

How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What do you call an ant who skips school?

A truant!

What do you call a Tardy count for a school of water bears?

A tardigrade!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.