Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad?

Treason

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does an Asian with the biggest erection get when he walks into a wall?

A broken nose.

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

What do neutrinos and I have in common?

We're always penetrating your mom

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What are you going to be when you get out of school?

An old man!

Where do hippos go to school?

The Hippocampus!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

What do you call the corner of 69th and main?

Your moms place of employment

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course?

A hole in Juan