Why does Juan walk around the school li...

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

What are some good dad jokes?

I never had a dad to tell me any.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards?

A receding hare line.

How do you think I feel?

I have to walk Home Alone

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

School Jokes More School Jokes

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student: By Staying at home.

How's school, Hannah?

Really tough, dad." They're calling you Hannah Banana, aren't they "No-" WHY THE HELL NOT

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?