How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

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Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

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Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.