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How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many homeless does it take to change a lightbulb?

There's change in a lightbulb

How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty?

Because they named him Stevie Twoder.

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!

How many Shia Labeouf's does it take to change a lightbulb?

NonononononononononoNONONONONONO! NONONONONONONO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! (he can't.)

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What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.