Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?
Offensive) You should try blind dating.
He's trying to watch his sodium intake.
A stillborn.
The Garden of Eden
They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?
Putin on the Ritz.
Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.
Klondike Bar
He overslept.
To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.
A Van De Graaff.
One has a d where the other doesn't.
Good morning, ladies!
They conducted an in-turtle investigation.
Standing on his head!
