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What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?

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What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

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How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

What do women and werewolves have in common?

Offensive) They both go berserk once every month.

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Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

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Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Where do twin lesbians party?

Klondike Bar

What did the horse order at the bar?

Chardaneiiiiiiggghhhhh

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why are the ladies thirsty so thirsty for my love?

It's Minute Made

Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

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What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest