How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

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What's the first thing you know?

Old Jed's a millionaire.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

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What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

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What do u call a Jamaican proctologist?

Poke'mon

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

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What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?

Tuskanini.

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

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When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."?

No one should be that happy.

What did the drug test say to the addict?

URINE TROUBLE!