What did the drug test say to the addict?

URINE TROUBLE!

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What's the most popular religion for addicts?

The Crystal Methodists

Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

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What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

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What did the drug test say to the addict?

URINE TROUBLE!

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest