What did the drug test say to the addict?

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

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What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

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How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

What did the drug test say to the addict?

URINE TROUBLE!