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What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

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Because they're missing two towers

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It'a was'a pasta his bed time

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Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

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With a shat nav.

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Your parents would know!

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Because they're sending them to the infantry!

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Because they're campers.

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Urine angel.

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What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

Why is a UTI such a bad thing?

Because it means urine trouble