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What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

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How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

What room is missing from almost every house?

A Mushroom

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Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

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How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

Why Three?

Husband: It's for you and your parents.

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What did Mike Tyson say to the boy who gave him a bouquet at his final boxing match?

Tysssonssss

Why did the boy like doing trigonometry?

Just cos.

Urine Trouble Jokes More Urine Trouble Jokes

What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.