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What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

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What did the anti-vaccer say to her son?

I miss you.

Which vitamine are feminists missing?

D

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Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion

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How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

Why Three?

Husband: It's for you and your parents.

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What does train tracks and breast have in common?

They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them

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Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.

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What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!