What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

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What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

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Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.

Who serves the toilet?

The buuttt-lerrr!

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What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

Leave it to peave her.

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How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

What's the matter son?

The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me!

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What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

What does R. Kelly say to his kids when they do something bad?

Urine trouble