What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

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What do you call a bear that is missing all of its teeth??

A Gummy Bear!

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

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Why can't your hear a pteradactyl go to the toilet?

Because the p is silent.

What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

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What kind of parents are see-through?

Transparence!

Why was the young strawberry crying?

His parents were in a jam.

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Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece?

Because Greece lightening

Why did the boy not do his homework?

He was ceebs

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What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

Why is a UTI such a bad thing?

Because it means urine trouble