What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

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Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

He missed the rains down in africa

What room is missing from almost every house?

A Mushroom

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

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Why so glum Chum?

Asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

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What did the boys do ToGetHer?

Roam And Tick things..

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What did the drug test say to the addict?

URINE TROUBLE!

Why is a UTI such a bad thing?

Because it means urine trouble