What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

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What do you call inexplicably missing aioli?

Awoli.

Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear

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What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

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How many parents does it take to raise a homicidal maniac?

Two, then one, then none

What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?

A parent, Lee.

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What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

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What do you say to a guy with kidney stones?

Urine trouble!

What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!