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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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How'd you find out?

G:"I'm on both."

What do you get when you cross Hilter, The Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

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What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

What did Euler see in the toilet?

Natural log

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Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

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When fish play football who is the captain?

The team's kipper!

What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat.

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How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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How do the trees get on the internet?

They log on.

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.