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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

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What do they call Redditting on the toilet?

Snoo on the loo

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

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Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

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Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.

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Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.