What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission?

He Apollo-gized.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.

What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

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How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

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What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.

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Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.