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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

What did the blonde's dentist find?

Teeth in the cavity.

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What do they call Redditting on the toilet?

Snoo on the loo

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

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Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

When fish play football who is the captain?

The team's kipper!

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How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

How do trees access the internet?

They log on