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How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

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Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.

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Why did Captain Hook cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop

What was the former name of captain Hook?

Captain Hand

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What do they call pita bread in Mexico?

Pita pan

How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

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How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

What's the name of the new shawarma restaurant in Neverland?

Pita Pan