How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

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What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books.

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

Sigh* Parenting is hard.

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Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col?

A major difference.

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How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

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How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

What do they call pita bread in Mexico?

Pita pan

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What's the name of the new shawarma restaurant in Neverland?

Pita Pan

How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.