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Captain Hook Jokes

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

What did Wendy do when she first saw Captain Hook?

She Peedherpants

How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

What was the former name of captain Hook?

Captain Hand

Why did Captain Hook cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop

What is Captain Hook's favorite kind of humor?

Dead Pan.