What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

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Which is the worst hand to lose?

The second one.

Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

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What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

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What was the blacksmith's slogan?

Shop here! You'll be Gladius you did!

Why should you not shop for plywood?

You'll get bored.

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What did Wendy do when she first saw Captain Hook?

She Peedherpants

How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.