Second Hand Shop Jokes

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop.

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What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the snail cross the road?

It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's green and walks through walls?

Casper the Friendly Pickle.

What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you

Captain Hook Jokes More Captain Hook Jokes

What did Wendy do when she first saw Captain Hook?

She Peedherpants

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

How many seconds are there in a day in Africa?

Seconds? They barely get firsts!

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

What do you call someone with no arms?

Disarmed.

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Where do dogs shop for groceries?

Wagmans.

Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written: Open here.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?

A very witch person.