Second Hand Shop Jokes

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

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What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

Why did Sally fall of the swingset?

She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

How do you call sons of australians and germans?

Men at Work

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why are 490 Romans are funny?

Because XD Edit: Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

Can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.

Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.