Second Hand Shop Jokes

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

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What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's

What was the blacksmith's slogan?

Shop here! You'll be Gladius you did!

Captain Hook Jokes More Captain Hook Jokes

What did Wendy do when she first saw Captain Hook?

She Peedherpants

Why did Captain Hook cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

Why can't R2D2 walk?

Because he has MS-DOS

Shopping Centre Jokes More Shopping Centre Jokes

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.