What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

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Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples?

The MaxiPad

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What did the purple policeman say as he threw the purple man into jail?

INDIGO!

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

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What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

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What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.