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What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!

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An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood

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Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

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What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

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What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.