Why was Yoda afraid of 9?

Because 10 9 8

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Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

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What do you call 10 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hareline

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

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Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

Why was 6 afraid of 9?

Because 9 was still alive.