What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

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What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

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How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

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What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

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Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

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What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to.

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning