What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

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What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

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Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

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How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

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How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.