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What's green and purple and goes up and down?

Barney in an elevator.

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Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

What's yellow and goes up and down?

A banana in an elevator.

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What's green and purple and goes up and down?

Barney in an elevator.

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.