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What's green and purple and goes up and down?

Barney in an elevator.

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Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

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What's green and purple and goes up and down?

Barney in an elevator.

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.