What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

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What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

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What kind of memes do Germans like?

Danke memes

What kind of printer does a pig use?

An oinkjet.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

All of it.

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

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What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.