A roundhouse.
W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.
The SWAT team
A frog. It croaks every night.
Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.
A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)
Hy-Ayy-nas
Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.
Pork Chop!