A roundhouse.
Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST
Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.
Oh you know... stuff...
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
A Dell.
You, you and you. Get out.
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A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.
