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What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

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What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

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What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

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What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

Hy-Ayy-nas

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Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

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What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.