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What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

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What happened to that?

Husband: You spent it all dear.

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It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

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You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

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By the pound.

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A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

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Their balls are just for decoration.

Why was the priest afraid of trigonometry?

Cos sin

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Diet and exorcise.

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

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What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!