What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

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Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

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Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.