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What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

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What happens to deposed kings?

They get throne away.

What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on?

It made him shy!

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How does a dog catcher gets paid?

By the pound.

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What is the Arabic word for Priest?

Infidel.

Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

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How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

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Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!

What do you call a possessed chicken?

Poultrygeist.