Exorcist Jokes

What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.

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What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

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Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

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Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

Why dont Demons fear oxidation?

Because there's no rust for the wicked

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What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

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What happened when the cannibal showed up to the buffet late?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

A convertible.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects?

Dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

Why did 2Pac go to the gym?

To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me

Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.