Exorcist Jokes

What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.

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What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

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They both went a little batty.

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He gets stumped.

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What do you call a posh Gym?

James

Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

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Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

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How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

Why do Demons and Ghouls hang out together?

Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.

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What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?

You'll get repossessed!

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.