Exorcist Jokes

What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.

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What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

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A buck an ear!

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A prism.

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What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.

Why did the demon get arrested?

Posession

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Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

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Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

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What's a Christian's favourite guitar chord?

G-sus

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

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What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

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What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

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Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

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Tennish

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What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!