Exorcist Jokes

What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.

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What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

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Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Demon Jokes More Demon Jokes

Why dont Demons fear oxidation?

Because there's no rust for the wicked

Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

What's Bigfoot's favourite exercise in the gym?

Sasquats

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What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah