Exorcist Jokes

What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.

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What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

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The screen stays black when you check the time.

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An exorcist.

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A vacant posession.

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You'll get repossessed!

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It was repossessed

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They had a mantic** time.

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There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

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Because it wanted autumnomy

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What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?

A pro-noun!