Payment Jokes

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

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What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive