Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

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How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion!

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Prism Jokes More Prism Jokes

What do you do with unruly shapes?

You put them in prism

Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.