Where do shapes go to pay for their cri...

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

Prism Jokes More Prism Jokes

What do you do with unruly shapes?

You put them in prism

Where does bad light end up?

In prism

Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?