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Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

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Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

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How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Why are contortionists always angry?

Their work usually has them pretty bent out of shape.

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Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

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Where does bad light go?

Into a prism.

What happens to criminal photons?

They get put in prism!