Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

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What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

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How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

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How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?

With burger alarms!

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

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Where does bad light end up?

In prism

What do you do with unruly shapes?

You put them in prism