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Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the worst part about working in a glory hole?

You only get paid in tips.

Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.

How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

An innocent bystumbler

Prism Jokes More Prism Jokes

Where does bad light end up?

In prism

Where does bad light go?

Into a prism.