Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

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Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef?

Atoll.

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What do you call a shape that's always worried?

A paranoid.

What's square-shaped and yellow?

A yellow box

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What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt

What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

Prism Jokes More Prism Jokes

Where does bad light go?

Into a prism.

What happens to criminal photons?

They get put in prism!