Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

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Repercussion Jokes More Repercussion Jokes

Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

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How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

Smh

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

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What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

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How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

Why don't SJW's like guns?

They can't handle the trigger!