Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

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What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

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How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

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What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

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Whats a Drummers favorite Pokemon?

Rattata

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

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When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.