Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

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What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

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Why do software developers make the best relationship partners?

Because they're not afraid of committing.

What do you call ghosts commiting bank robberies?

The Polterheist

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What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

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Why was the drummer sad about his boring instruments?

Because he had the doldrums.

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl