Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

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Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

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What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.

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What squeaks as it solves crimes?

Miami mice!

What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

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What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs

What do you call a musician's best friend?

A drummer...

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Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.