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Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

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What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

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Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

What do you call ghosts commiting bank robberies?

The Polterheist

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What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

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What do you call a musician's best friend?

A drummer...

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

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Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

Why?

She: For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He: Hmm okay and for main course