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Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

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Repercussion Jokes More Repercussion Jokes

What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Who'll handle the Guantanamo closing?

Same guys who did Circuit City

How many handles do a black dude's coffin have?

Have you ever seen a dumpster with four?