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Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

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Repercussion Jokes More Repercussion Jokes

What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

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What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

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Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

What squeaks as it solves crimes?

Miami mice!

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?

A drummer.

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

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Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots