Repercussion Jokes

What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

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Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

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Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

Smh

Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

How many drums does it take to make a good ska band?

Nobody knows.

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

What is the best tool for getting a handle on your gambling addiction?

A vice grip.

How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

An innocent bystumbler

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They have a machine that does that now.

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e)

What happened when Honey Boo Boo's mom lost 120 pounds?

An amber alert was issued