A drummer!!!!!
The drummer.
A pizza can feed a family of four
Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.
Homeless
A conductor.
Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it
Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.
The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth
The knock speeds up.
A Tattoo.
Nothing.
He won't stop banging at the door.
So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!
A drummer...
Give him sheet music
Pay for the pizza.
The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.
Homeless.
The defendant.
A drummer.
None. They have a machine that does that now.
With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once
The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.
Drummers
The knocking always speeds up.
He couldn't handle the repercussions.
Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs
You pay for the pizza.
Because he had the doldrums.
Rattata
The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.
Drummers.
Drool
The podiatrist bucks up your feet.
He was forced to resort to excessive violins.
Because of the conductor.
Let's throw a party while we're at it.
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.
2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator
Ba-dum-tss
Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*
IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u
Haitians
Carbon Dating.
He always leaves you hanging
My zipper.
A full set of teeth
A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3
Violists.
