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How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

It was all-oink-lusive.

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What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

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What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza