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How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

How do you make a horomone?

You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick.)

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Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

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What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.