How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

How much do deodorant factory workers get paid?

A pittance.

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How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

Who's there! Answer! Answer who?

Answer all over your porch! It's a mess out here!

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What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

What do you call pizza that isn't yours?

Impersonal pizza