How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

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What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

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What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza