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What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

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What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

What do you do when your girlfriend starts to smoke?

Slow the pace and apply more lube!

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How do you get a drummer off of your porch?

Pay for the pizza.

Whats a Drummers favorite Pokemon?

Rattata