A 100$ bill
A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)
Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.
You can skip the flat ones.
M'alaydy
6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.
6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.
The rest of your life.
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A $100 bill.
100 bill.
100$ bill