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What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits

Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

Because it was being driven by a woman

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail