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What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How's my driving?

Sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

End Jokes More End Jokes

What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What is a baseball dog?

One that chases fowls.

Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase