What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?

The car salesman can probably drive!

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.