What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

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Why is fishing dangerous?

Sometimes, there's a catch

What Pokémon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

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What is a Pokemon master's favorite kind of pasta?

Wartortellini!

Where is the Pokemon?

Peek-a-chu!

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What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

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Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it.

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