They gotta catch 'Jamal
Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
He was on duty.
Policeman: It was a moving violation.
Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.
Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)
Something you do for the first week of the new year.
A New Years RESOLUTION
With Little Caesars
Tequila
Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.
Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..
Hay bail.
Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.
A Mubarak
Post-Hummus
