Jamal Jokes

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

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What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

What do Mexican and Black people have in common?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.

What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

How many children does Jamal have?

Show your work.

What makes Mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

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What did Jamal get for Christmas?

Your Bike

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GOTTA CATCH JAMAL

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Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

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What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

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I wish I could hear you whinnie.

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Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

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Because you gotta catch Jamal

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She was wearing mittens.

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CuNO3!

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What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican?

It's four-twenty Juan!

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I Juan to break free